Bob's Buds

My Entourage

These are the peeps in my life who keep me going. My family and friends who I've known for years. We're tight.

Cara B.

My sister from the rough side of Brooklyn. When we were little I used to call her Wolverine (like the X-Man) because she liked to scratch me. I think she bit me too, which explains the rabies. She's a graduate of the CIA, and is currently working undercover at a Manhattan University. She's married to Mr. Nick, who can eat a deep-fried buffalo in 20 seconds (Ive seen him do it...twice).

Steve H.

My main man, Mr. Steve is one cool cat. Steve and me have been through a lot the 5+ years I've known him.Whether we were ridding Middletown of vampiric chickens or racing against a pack of blood-thirsty Mexicans, we've always come out on top, laughing about it the whole way. The two of us enjoy the occasional ass-kicking fest via video games, whether in person or over the Wii or PS3. He is also the Best Man for my wedding.

Liss (the freak)

Freaky fun family friend with foot on fire 503. That about sums up this weirdo, who is Michelle's sister. I sometimes cry myself to sleep at night thinking that she will be my kids' aunt. But it's all good in the hood. She is a pretty cool friend, and we have shared many laughs. She is going to be Shell's Maid of Honor at the wedding.

Jack (the holiday ham)

Jack is my furry brother, as my Dad would say. He is a 4 year old Parsons Russel Terrier. His various nicknames include holiday ham, foo-foo, and lavendar boy. Apparently is you stare closely at his butt, you'll see a face appear. His new thing is to sneak into the bathroom while you're on the toilet and watch you, because hes a perv. He's smarter than your honor student child.

Mr. Nick

Mr. Nick is my official brother in law! I now have two furry brothers. He's some kind of chef in NYC, but before that he used to work at a topless bar. These days, he wanders the subways of NYC with a bacon-flavored wallet in one hand and a mini fart machine in the other.

Loki

My first pet that is actually mine, and not the "family's". Loki is a cat we adopted from the local PetSmart, which had an extention of the county's humane society in it. He is extremely energetic and mischevious. He also meows alot. After doing some online research, it appears that he is part Bengal breed, which is known for the markings and excessive meowing. He is a great companion.

"Tofu"

He is my good friend from one of my "nerd forum sites". Hes a good guy who prays to the FSM five times a day facing Sicily. Possibly more nerdy than me. Possibly.